I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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