Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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