Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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