I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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