I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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