so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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