Your tits are I can't wait for
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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