I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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