Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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