I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
My breasts were aching with rage.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I have post one night stand depression
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