So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Come on in and take your pants off
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