uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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