Whod you bang
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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