All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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