HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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