We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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