Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
