well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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