My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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