I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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