Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
