I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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