Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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