I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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