8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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