piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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