So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
it's great music for shaving your balls
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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