So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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