Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
We need to get me chipped asap
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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