My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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