How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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