I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just pynch a tree in the face
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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