Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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