i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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