Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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