how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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