i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Randomize
