When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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