so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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