Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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