Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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