is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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