I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she looked like the before picture.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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