i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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