i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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