What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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