I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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