Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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