Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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