I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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